Lyn's opinion page
Here are the people that I wish would just go away to another country because they are messing up this one:
Illinois Governor George Ryan - He is a lying, cheating, baby killing little "man" who will regret the day that he was born. He is systematically ruining the State of Illinois with his graft and revenge because he could not get his way before. You buttheads that voted for him are going to suffer because he is going to show you what a little "man" is really is.
Illinois Secretary of State Jesse White - An uncle tom black man that only works for himself and his rich friends. He says that he wants to help Illinois citizens but so far all I see that he has done is kiss butt to the rich legislators of the state. He should go back to teaching gymnastics and remember his roots after all he is Black, I think.
Rush Limbaugh or as I refer to him as Rusty Limpballs - A vendictive fat little revengeful butthead that needs to be put in his place. His father did not approve of him so he is taking it out on the Democrats because daddy would be proud. Hey Rush, get a life. When he finally gets a clue he will be dying a slow death from a massive heart attack and I will be laughing!
SUV drivers - Stupid User Vehicles - These people have powerful vehicles and go slowly over the train tracks so as not to hurt their overpriced station wagons. These are off road vehicles, I think they can withstand going over train tracks. Get a life people and get a clue, you are never going to really use the vehicle for what it is supposed to be used for. It is just a status symbol. Get a real status symbol like a Bentley Contash or Austin Martin Lagonda and then go over the train tracks slowly!
Howard Stern and his band of butt kissing clowns - Hey Howard, you are a racist bastard who only has fame because you say whatever comes to your narrow little mind and it jives with people who have one tooth and a family tree of first cousin in laws. I hope that your daughters are better people than you. You are an over opinionated twerp who was probably talked about mercilessly as a child and wants to get back at all of those people. You are an adult now, get over it or go to counseling. Your wife should cut yours off to save you from your perverted, sick, selfish self.
Robin Quivers - You uncle tom little "woman" could you kiss Howard's butt any more? Do they have to insult you second by second for you to get away from them and do your own thing? Maybe you should get more counseling to get over your abuse syndrome. I can see why you are not married, who would want to marry a person who does not even have her own opinion when it is important.
American Serbs - If you feel that America is so wrong, go back and fight for Slovadon Milosavic, he needs you. And by the way give back all of the money and benefits that you have gotten because of becoming an American citizen, like your FHA loan, welfare, SSI, tax breaks and other things that you could not possibly get in Serbia. Let Slovadon pay you to retire.
Mexican independence day - They don't even celebrate it in Mexico. If Mexico is so great, go back, stop trying to make America little Mexico. Learn English and stop expecting American's to learn your language. If you get scammed it is your own fault. And Cinco De Mayo is a celebration of defeating the French, ha, my pet could defeat the French from over here while sleeping in the sun.
Clarence Thomas - Another uncle tom, selfish, former poor black "man" who does not deserve to be a Supreme Court Justice. Hey Clarence, go back to your white wife in your white world with no money and see how long you would last. You insult the Black race by the fact that you are still breathing.
Saturday Night Live - Give it up, it is not funny anymore and hasn't been funny since the early 80's!
Bill Gates - The man that has to be dressed because he has no clue. Billy, your programs suck! The only computer program that is gauranteed to stop working because a fly flew by last week while the fan was blowing a cool breeze across the room. You were a terrible programmer and a selfish little business man that rammed your programs down the throats of manufacturers to get where you are. Remember, what goes up must come down, maybe daddy can bail you out again when you loose everything because of your selfishness. Why not take over a little island of Pigmy's who only have blow guns to defeat your forces.
War on Drugs - There is only a war on drugs because it is finally affecting the suburban white community. When it was the inner city poor's problem it was an after thought. And who gets jail time for drugs but poor people who can't pay their way out of being jailed.
The War on Guns - There is only an awareness of gun violence because the white kids are now killing each other. Gangs have been killing kids for years and years before the little spoiled white kids even were born. And why isn't the Trenchcoat Mafia not called a gang when what they stood for was gang mentality oh yeah, they are white and above the law and definitions.